Shoes! THE Most Important Things That Will Change Lives & Votes!

Nike, in it’s transcending wisdom that has driven all lives since the 70’s, has chosen it’s worldwide representative!

The (un)winning quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, has been chosen to be the face of the worldwide brand NIKE!

Maybe because he spent more time on his knees than actually winning football games (1-10 in 2016 alone)!?

He now likes to wear apparel depicting police as pigs and all kinds of pro American things!?

Maybe Nike can provide┬áColin Kaepernick with more knee pads! He’ll need them after the f&%ked up choices he’s made.

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